Given that, outside of South Park, the whole 'Normal person with the same name as a famous person' joke is a fairly common one (Michael Bolton in 'Office Space,' George-Michael Bluth in 'Arrested Development,' that meta-episode of 'The Simpsons' where an in-universe television show features a character named Homer…

Given that, outside of South Park, the whole 'Normal person with the same name as a famous person' joke is a fairly common one (Michael Bolton in 'Office Space,' George-Michael Bluth in 'Arrested Development,' that meta-episode of 'The Simpsons' where an in-universe television show features a character named Homer…

I've never been to the cartoon town of South Park, so I can't say what I would do if I encountered such a situation there. I can say as an individual that watches that episode of a television show and thus knows the situation unfolding, that Stan's mom does not interpret it correctly. One could argue that the phrase…

I've never been to the cartoon town of South Park, so I can't say what I would do if I encountered such a situation there. I can say as an individual that watches that episode of a television show and thus knows the situation unfolding, that Stan's mom does not interpret it correctly. One could argue that the phrase…

Really, the only difference between this message board and the Occupy movement is that the Occupy movement gives ineffectual pseudo-anarchists a platform to rail semi-coherently against one of the greatest problems facing American society today; whereas this comment board gives ineffectual pseudo-anarchists the…

Really, the only difference between this message board and the Occupy movement is that the Occupy movement gives ineffectual pseudo-anarchists a platform to rail semi-coherently against one of the greatest problems facing American society today; whereas this comment board gives ineffectual pseudo-anarchists the…

Demon Knight is apropos of literally everything. Zane punches through that cop's skull!

Demon Knight is apropos of literally everything. Zane punches through that cop's skull!

How the fu… Oh. Um…

How the fu… Oh. Um…

By far the highlight of that movie. The second time I saw it, I couldn't believe how quick that scene was. I remember it seeming like it was in slow motion when I was a teenager (because it was awesome, not because I was bored).

By far the highlight of that movie. The second time I saw it, I couldn't believe how quick that scene was. I remember it seeming like it was in slow motion when I was a teenager (because it was awesome, not because I was bored).

To each their own. I give the advantage to Bellucci's because they get more screen time and every part of Ryder looks like she needs a sandwich.

To each their own. I give the advantage to Bellucci's because they get more screen time and every part of Ryder looks like she needs a sandwich.

Fair. But part of what I enjoy about Dracula is the interpretation-through-adaptation approach that the material has traditionally received. Guy madden focused on the orientalist elements of the story for 'pages from a virgin's diary,' the original universal production emphasized the seduction/abduction of women in a…

Fair. But part of what I enjoy about Dracula is the interpretation-through-adaptation approach that the material has traditionally received. Guy madden focused on the orientalist elements of the story for 'pages from a virgin's diary,' the original universal production emphasized the seduction/abduction of women in a…

There are few opening sequences as awesome as that one. Oldman stabbing a crucifix, that crescendo in the score (recycled by that fx haunted house series), the line 'I will avenge her death with all the powers of darkness.' fucking. Awesome. It serves the movie's agenda of making Dracula the protagonist well.

There are few opening sequences as awesome as that one. Oldman stabbing a crucifix, that crescendo in the score (recycled by that fx haunted house series), the line 'I will avenge her death with all the powers of darkness.' fucking. Awesome. It serves the movie's agenda of making Dracula the protagonist well.

Fortunately, we now have the Internet, meaning that 1) you can sample whatever you want and get away with it if you release your music through a shady download site, and 2) it doesn't matter if that excludes you from ever being paid for your music, because all of your needs are available on the Internet for free.

Fortunately, we now have the Internet, meaning that 1) you can sample whatever you want and get away with it if you release your music through a shady download site, and 2) it doesn't matter if that excludes you from ever being paid for your music, because all of your needs are available on the Internet for free.