Points for last of the Mohicans:
1. Great score
2. Lovely cinematography
3. D-day jumping through a waterfall
4. Dude tucking, rolling, and then throwing an axe
Points against:
1. I don't like Michael mann
2. A little long

Points for last of the Mohicans:
1. Great score
2. Lovely cinematography
3. D-day jumping through a waterfall
4. Dude tucking, rolling, and then throwing an axe
Points against:
1. I don't like Michael mann
2. A little long

There's a weird Stockholm syndrome type thing that happens with Bram stoker's Dracula, where once you've decided that you love the movie you can watch it around the terrible performances. Partly because each terrible performance is matched by a fucking awesome one. Keanu reeves' atrocious opening scene ('eff I may…

There's a weird Stockholm syndrome type thing that happens with Bram stoker's Dracula, where once you've decided that you love the movie you can watch it around the terrible performances. Partly because each terrible performance is matched by a fucking awesome one. Keanu reeves' atrocious opening scene ('eff I may…

Fortunately everyone has that eccentric uncle who's been buying VHS tapes at library rummage-sales for twenty-five years and will happily play all of them on his 24" CRT tv, which he still calls 'my baby.'

Fortunately everyone has that eccentric uncle who's been buying VHS tapes at library rummage-sales for twenty-five years and will happily play all of them on his 24" CRT tv, which he still calls 'my baby.'

Hey, they're letting the least exciting person on how I met your mother direct movies that us also stars in! How… Great?

Hey, they're letting the least exciting person on how I met your mother direct movies that us also stars in! How… Great?

I've always found him excruciatingly dull, and then I saw the American version of Breathless. I was stunned that 1) the American version of Breathless is awesome, and 2) Richard Gere was energetic and sexy as hell. He's like a less wild Nicolas Cage in that movie.

I've always found him excruciatingly dull, and then I saw the American version of Breathless. I was stunned that 1) the American version of Breathless is awesome, and 2) Richard Gere was energetic and sexy as hell. He's like a less wild Nicolas Cage in that movie.

It's sad, because children have to deal with rough shit sometimes, but the impulse is to exaggerate that rough shit in movies to the point that it's outrageous and reeks of exploitation. Most parents who damage their kids are trying to do the right thing and failing, which is much sadder and more relatable than just…

It's sad, because children have to deal with rough shit sometimes, but the impulse is to exaggerate that rough shit in movies to the point that it's outrageous and reeks of exploitation. Most parents who damage their kids are trying to do the right thing and failing, which is much sadder and more relatable than just…

Devil's Rejects was sordid and made me feel dirty in a good way. House of 1000 Corpses made me feel dirty in a bad way. Halloween I'll probably never see. But I'll always give a man a shot who can make an astonishingly good horror movie as a sequel to an astonishingly bad one.

Devil's Rejects was sordid and made me feel dirty in a good way. House of 1000 Corpses made me feel dirty in a bad way. Halloween I'll probably never see. But I'll always give a man a shot who can make an astonishingly good horror movie as a sequel to an astonishingly bad one.

When Paul Thomas Anderson makes a movie where Milla Jovovich drives a motorcycle through a stained-glass window right into a monster's chest, then we can talk.

When Paul Thomas Anderson makes a movie where Milla Jovovich drives a motorcycle through a stained-glass window right into a monster's chest, then we can talk.

Pfft. Kubrick made fuckin clockwork, which fuckin rocks, and fuckin FMJ, and that one with Nicole Kidman's titties, but then he made all that black and white shit that was like supposed to be funny or something.

Pfft. Kubrick made fuckin clockwork, which fuckin rocks, and fuckin FMJ, and that one with Nicole Kidman's titties, but then he made all that black and white shit that was like supposed to be funny or something.

Water it down some more.

Water it down some more.