At this point we have plenty of superior Lindsay Lohans around, namely Anne Hathaway and Emma Stone.

At this point we have plenty of superior Lindsay Lohans around, namely Anne Hathaway and Emma Stone.

I tried to download something like 'hotasianschoolgirlbukkakepantyfetish.avi' back in college. It turned out to be a zero-byte file that my file system didn't recognize (or something) so I couldn't move it or delete it. I wound up leaving it in my download folder, moving all of the other files to a new download…

I tried to download something like 'hotasianschoolgirlbukkakepantyfetish.avi' back in college. It turned out to be a zero-byte file that my file system didn't recognize (or something) so I couldn't move it or delete it. I wound up leaving it in my download folder, moving all of the other files to a new download…

I downloaded the song 'cars that go boom' by le Tigre and thought it was weird that Kathleen Hannah would record a campy throwback so unironically. Then I found out it was an early 90s song by an act called tigra and bunny. Kind of a fun song.

I downloaded the song 'cars that go boom' by le Tigre and thought it was weird that Kathleen Hannah would record a campy throwback so unironically. Then I found out it was an early 90s song by an act called tigra and bunny. Kind of a fun song.

Hear that.

Hear that.

That song led me to steal my brother's copy of 'tracks' for a week. Though sadly I didn't make it to the acoustic version of Born in the USA.

That song led me to steal my brother's copy of 'tracks' for a week. Though sadly I didn't make it to the acoustic version of Born in the USA.

Given that Anthony Hopkins will apparently play Hannibal lector at a children's birthday party, you might say it's more like Jodi Foster playing Clarice Srarling in a Harold and kumar movie. Or alternately like Brian Cox playing Hannibal Lector in a Harold and Kumar movie.

Given that Anthony Hopkins will apparently play Hannibal lector at a children's birthday party, you might say it's more like Jodi Foster playing Clarice Srarling in a Harold and kumar movie. Or alternately like Brian Cox playing Hannibal Lector in a Harold and Kumar movie.

I will say that I bought American idiot just for the moment during the first verse of boulevard of broken dreams were the drums and bass come in. It's a pure musicianship moment that adds tremendously to a kind-of cheesy song.

I will say that I bought American idiot just for the moment during the first verse of boulevard of broken dreams were the drums and bass come in. It's a pure musicianship moment that adds tremendously to a kind-of cheesy song.

It was a different time, y'understand.

It was a different time, y'understand.

Those ellipses represent teenagers huffing glue.

Those ellipses represent teenagers huffing glue.

It does make you wonder.

It does make you wonder.