It's okay, you can smuggle the rights to Werner Klemperer's image right out from his under estate's noses using a system of tunnels and a radio hidden in a coffeepot.

It's okay, you can smuggle the rights to Werner Klemperer's image right out from his under estate's noses using a system of tunnels and a radio hidden in a coffeepot.

Apples into applesauce… A unification! Into one smooth mixture.

Apples into applesauce… A unification! Into one smooth mixture.

When I was about ten I made a tape of ridiculous lines from the batman movie, assuming that they were ineptly written. Now that I understand camp, I appreciate the writing staff that gave the world that film. Two highlights: Adam West turning the fairly innocuous line, 'if you harm that girl I'll tear you limb from…

When I was about ten I made a tape of ridiculous lines from the batman movie, assuming that they were ineptly written. Now that I understand camp, I appreciate the writing staff that gave the world that film. Two highlights: Adam West turning the fairly innocuous line, 'if you harm that girl I'll tear you limb from…

Jiminy jillickers!

Jiminy jillickers!

I'm not much of a comics historian, but I always thought that the "darkening" of batman was an 80s-90s phenomenon that started with frank miller and Alan Moore and was consolidated by the Burton movies and the animated series. All of those drew upon material that had been established from the get-go (dead parents,…

I'm not much of a comics historian, but I always thought that the "darkening" of batman was an 80s-90s phenomenon that started with frank miller and Alan Moore and was consolidated by the Burton movies and the animated series. All of those drew upon material that had been established from the get-go (dead parents,…

The DVD commentary on that movie is amazing. Alan West is in full-on Adam West mode, while Burt Ward alternately defends the more outrageous aspects of the movie and bitches about the lax safety regulations that led him to almost be killed at least three times.

The DVD commentary on that movie is amazing. Alan West is in full-on Adam West mode, while Burt Ward alternately defends the more outrageous aspects of the movie and bitches about the lax safety regulations that led him to almost be killed at least three times.

Romero's Joker is remarkable in the movie for constantly calling their plans "delicious." It's not evil, just weird.

Romero's Joker is remarkable in the movie for constantly calling their plans "delicious." It's not evil, just weird.

I was in junior high when the show came out, and I would watch it weekly after Buffy (they debuted together, I'm pretty sure), then lost track of both shows around season three. At the time I liked dawson's creek better, but when I revisited Buffy in grad school I remembered big chunks of mythology and individual…

I was in junior high when the show came out, and I would watch it weekly after Buffy (they debuted together, I'm pretty sure), then lost track of both shows around season three. At the time I liked dawson's creek better, but when I revisited Buffy in grad school I remembered big chunks of mythology and individual…

When I was in high school I watched hellraiser with a girl I was dating, and her complaint against the movie was not that, for example, that it's clumsy and pretentious and nauseatingly gross, but rather that 'you couldn't actually shove your hand through someone's skull.'

When I was in high school I watched hellraiser with a girl I was dating, and her complaint against the movie was not that, for example, that it's clumsy and pretentious and nauseatingly gross, but rather that 'you couldn't actually shove your hand through someone's skull.'

Only if you consider Parker to be a first name. If Sarah Jessica Parker is from an Irish catholic neighborhood in the mmidwest, she has nothing to worry about.

Only if you consider Parker to be a first name. If Sarah Jessica Parker is from an Irish catholic neighborhood in the mmidwest, she has nothing to worry about.