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That sums up the philosophy at work more or less.

That sums up the philosophy at work more or less.

Especially taste in party music. The reason that I am absolutely incapable of making a playlist that anyone would dance to is that some of the best high-energy dance music is shit that I would never listen to in a billion fucking years. I would never put ko and the gang on a playlist because, as the avclub points out,…

Especially taste in party music. The reason that I am absolutely incapable of making a playlist that anyone would dance to is that some of the best high-energy dance music is shit that I would never listen to in a billion fucking years. I would never put ko and the gang on a playlist because, as the avclub points out,…

Yeah, I think of him as such a self-consciously 'cool' character (the trenchcoat, the playing cards, the Cajun exoticism) that he does kind of shout 90s. None of those qualities are 90s-specific per se, but it seemed like an era that chased 'hipness' as hard as it could.

Yeah, I think of him as such a self-consciously 'cool' character (the trenchcoat, the playing cards, the Cajun exoticism) that he does kind of shout 90s. None of those qualities are 90s-specific per se, but it seemed like an era that chased 'hipness' as hard as it could.

Hmmm… I'll bet bikini kill would NOT APPROVE of your song, anal goat. Still, it's got a good rhythm and you can dance to it. C/C+.

Hmmm… I'll bet bikini kill would NOT APPROVE of your song, anal goat. Still, it's got a good rhythm and you can dance to it. C/C+.

Dude, as far as I know she lives in the northwest. No one there is ever too old to be embarassed about anything that makes them seem less cool. In twenty years there will be Oregonians losing cred because they have their social security checks mailed instead of direct deposited.

Dude, as far as I know she lives in the northwest. No one there is ever too old to be embarassed about anything that makes them seem less cool. In twenty years there will be Oregonians losing cred because they have their social security checks mailed instead of direct deposited.

As this very website has pointed out, heavens to betsy's first album is a grind - it's one of a few albums that I spent ages trying to find back in high school and then sold in college. But if I had been half (I guess the Paul half?) of the lennon-McCartney of lady-rock*, I wouldn't rely too much on false modesty…

As this very website has pointed out, heavens to betsy's first album is a grind - it's one of a few albums that I spent ages trying to find back in high school and then sold in college. But if I had been half (I guess the Paul half?) of the lennon-McCartney of lady-rock*, I wouldn't rely too much on false modesty…

Honestly, if I were providing a service that allows people to masturbate to the sound of my voice, I'm not sure I would trust a cell phone. IF that were a service I provided.

Honestly, if I were providing a service that allows people to masturbate to the sound of my voice, I'm not sure I would trust a cell phone. IF that were a service I provided.

Interesting all around. My lapsed catholic self still considers the exorcist to be the apex of horror because it trades on such a fundamental aspect of most Christian religions - the idea that there is a malevolent force in the universe that only wants to destroy people. Even though I don't practice a particular…

Interesting all around. My lapsed catholic self still considers the exorcist to be the apex of horror because it trades on such a fundamental aspect of most Christian religions - the idea that there is a malevolent force in the universe that only wants to destroy people. Even though I don't practice a particular…

Y'all are crazy. She's hilarious. Though she definitely had that "comedic actress does drama by frowning and speaking in a monotone" issue in the avengers.

Y'all are crazy. She's hilarious. Though she definitely had that "comedic actress does drama by frowning and speaking in a monotone" issue in the avengers.