That 13 year old dude only has one move, where he pounds on his own chest, and he does it a lot. Oh, should "move" be in quotes up there?

I'm not sure pineapple express gets enough enough credit for the sneakiness of its tone. It's basically a movie where all the characters hate each other until they get high enough to love each other. On the surface it looks like bromance, but there's a definite sense that these people can only connect to others while…

I think he always looks like that. I saw them play years ago, and he was either sleepy or drunk (probably drunk).

Too bad the room didn't have a lightsaber duel.

Huh. I don't know if I trust this Ken dude.

Lord knows the real Winona Ryder is anything but animated. Hey-oh!

The only way to improve lando saying "this deal gets worse all the time" is to say it in a south park Canadian accent.

Dude, you shouldn't use that primatine mist stuff. Its half life is under fifteen minutes which makes it completely inappropriate for acute management of asthma. They're taking it off the market next year I'm pretty sure.

I have similar memories about loving MTV before they totally-sold-out, but it was 1997, so instead of watching the same five videos on a loop for days at a time, I was totally admiring Meredith brooks and the verve pipe. Point being: the quality of the programming was not actually better than it is now, just less…

If you don't like the Bethesda house style (open world, story light, first person, occasionally glitchy) there is mo end to the bitching you can conjure up. Personally I have trouble sitting through bioware games, because I find their worlds flat and their combat tedious (call me an add addled troll if you like) no…

I have a dual core athlon at 2.8 and a fairly new video card (gt240 1gb) and windows xp, and the game runs on high settings. The game isn't nearly as hardware intensive as I'd expected, and even at lower graphical settings it looks pretty darn good. The downside of buying elder scrolls games on console is that you…

Hey, anybody want to come by my decrepit estate for a dual screening of this and salo: the 120 days of soddom? I'll make the hors d'oeuvres!

I didn't know David Wain was a superhero.

It's an uncomfortable movie to watch. It's almost all recorded testimony from the winter soldier hearings, but the things the veterans recount/admit to are truly horrifying. It's all so frank and subdued that it's almost voyeuristic. Certainly worth watching though.

Morning Rescue!

I'm partial to the five hour energy commercial in which the guy talks about how he can use five hour energy to wake up early and work out with his wife. Which she hates (a hate she expresses through constant glaring and petulant silence) because he dies stuff like change the tv channel. Just your basic "unreasonable,…

In all seriousness, if this game offered a full blown "urban traffic at rush hour with guns" experience, I would play it just for that. When I had to deal with a bullshit commute I would sometimes play San Andreas very slowly, driving at a reasonable speed and obeying red lights until an npc cut me off our rear ended…

Late to the party and all that, but Land of the Dead gets large points from context. Zombies were on the upswing thanks to techno-camp like resident evil and the fast zombie trend (28 days later, the dawn remake). While I enjoy all of those movies, there was a degree of sheer joy in 2005 to see the founder of the…

In line at the grocery store a few weeks ago, they had a gigantic paperback tome of Christopher Pike's "Final Friends" trilogy (now rebranded as "Until the End").  Maybe someone decided that a story about a nerdy dude banging a popular girl while investigating their best friend's suicide (or murder?) is truly…

Late to the party, etc, but two thoughts: 1) this song is fine, but as memes go, it's no "don't come in me."  2) the archmage of the aether just replied to rayden.  why hasn't all the magic melted the eyeballs out of my skull?