Needs women.

Sit down, John.

Eh, you can have credit.

"I want more BRAN, Fiber…"

HOPE YOU HAD A HELL OF A PISS, ARNOLD!

Agreed on Tim Rice, and CHESS as a concept album (with the dudes from ABBA) supports this. Too bad the actual show was such a mess.

CHECK THIS SHIT OOOOOOUUUUUT…

I find their lack of Spinach Power Salad disturbing.

I will probably never watch the films again, but I am totally up for watching the Plinkett reviews every couple years.

(Storm)troopers of Hoth: "Speak Bocce or Die"

You've made a T.K. Carter out of meeeeee…

1-800-MUSIC-NOW: Yes, we know that's too many digits for a phone number.

Do you like fish sticks?

Ebony and Ivory > Temporary Secretary

Calista, on the other hand…

"Welcome to Crisis on Infinite Earfs."

My backpack's got jets.

KNEEL BEFORE KAL!

"The dream is always the same. Instead of going to Wayne Manor, I go to the neighbors'. I ring, but nobody answers. The door is open, so I go inside. I'm looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there. And then I hear the shower running, so I go upstairs to see what's what. Then I see her; this… girl,…

Nurple Batman.