I am… Sparcatus.

I have six-inch claws and cannot operate a touch screen for the life of me.

NOT REALISTIC

#AllDayBreakfast

How does he navigate a touchscreen with claws? THIS IS NOT REALISTIC AT ALL.

Right after he finds the Statue of Liberty with Nova.

#POINTS

[record scratch]

Uncle Remus I

Jerry Lewis on line 2 for you, Sarge…

Counterpoint: Jane, you ignorant slut.

COARL!

So whatever you do, do NOT google "cat penis."

"Evil! Evil! Impolite and Evil! Anakin, have you seen the movie Presumed Innocent?"

Three Orange Whips.

Miickey Spiillane's Miike Hammer

…and that's how you make a Morey Amsterdam sandwich.

Schlemielschlimazel

So there's this great show called Ow, My Balls…

And got a decent mic or just added a little vocal compression.