Because this is not a list of songs that are about things it is a list of songs that have words in their titles (or maybe their chorus) that might be associated with a thing they have nothing to do with.

Big-boo-TAY. TAY!

Day of the Locust II or GTFO!

"You said rape twice…"

That's no [shitty joke]…

Never tell me the [shitty joke]

*George Lucas wanders in and silently makes a small red stamp below your computer monitor, wanders off*

OK, what kind of bullshit color-select Photoshop masking is going on in that image?

It would take a gifted sturgeon to perform that type of operation.

Papa John is kind of a douche as well.

If he'd only had sex with a pickle, he wouldn't be in this mess.

Barney Miller or GTFO

Never tell me the odds.

The stage production is better than the movie, I think. Hopefully they'll not try to update it too much.

Now can we have that The Muppets Meet The Feebles crossover I've been asking for?

How about Big Bird saying "Goodbye Kermit." at Henson's funeral? BEAT THAT.

Fraggle-rocksuckers…

The Things could be the porn parody.

Sounds like a dare.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE…