NO CAPES.

Too soon.

FOUR Fantastics. Ah, ah, ahh…

About a Boy was actually not really about a boy.

Stevie knows what's up.

Every Thanksgiving my grandmother bakes a berry crimmins. DELICIOUS.

"Put your hands together"

1993 me approves of this. A LOT.

Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma!

Quick! Somebody start stuffing Bruno Mars with straw!

(Psst… Stravinsky)

Mmmm… casaba.

Wes Anderson.

Ya didn't let me finish my sentence…

LOOK OVER THERE.

Q: What do Joe Jackson and Joe Jackson have in common?

Go home, Internet. You're drunk.

I just wish they would bury the hatchet with the wolves and get on with life.

Yeah, I'm familiar with the demo (and story behind it). You're probably right about why he's moved on from it.

Champagne bottle embedded in the drywall? Put a frame around it.