This is my "before grunge wiped out everything else" mix tape.

U2 - The Fly
Too Much Joy - Crush Story
Seal - Crazy
School of Fish - Three Strange Days
Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
Nine Inch Nails - Head Like a Hole
The Judybats - Native Son
Jesus Jones - International Bright Young Thing
Fishbone - Fight the Youth
Faith No More - Epic
Crowded House - It's Only Natural
Lloyd Cole -…

You can tell when a Russian ballet is rehearsing in the theatre I work in, because the bathrooms smell like smoke.

Poppa Smurf on line two…

I see what you did there.

Doesn't count. Canadian.

BRB, doin' the Melmac Rock.

InFURI-8

She put the bosom in Bosom Buddies.

It's about time Comedy Central stopped renewing On Amy Schumer.

Shirts off.

However, loving you is.

These aren't the droids you're looking for [waves hand]

WHAT TRUCK.

Spunk Bunk

I DEMAND HOT SAUCERMAN.

It's Big-boo-TAY! TAY!

Big-boo-TAY!

Don't embarrass us.

I wonder if her replacement will be a woman.