Needs more "Yakety Sax." And farts.

But in a good way.

THERE WOLF.

Skynet, is that you?

Cartoon Harrison Ford has two sleeves. THIS IS WRONG AND MY DAY IS NOW RUINED.

"Clever ghoul…"

Great, great. Just leave them right there on the floor on your way out.

Slower…

The upside is that power converters are now insanely cheap over at Tosche Station.

Wouldn't it be great if in Chewie's death scene, Han cradles him in his arms and realizes all along it's been some really tall guy in a fur suit?

[inappropriate Kramer tangent]

No time for love, Ms. Jones.

Elvis was in talks to star opposite Barbra, but Colonel Tom put the ki-bash on that. WHO PROMOTED THIS MAN?

Doctor Parnassus wasn't a naked blue chick in a superhero movie.

She was a freedom rider. She didn't care if the whole world looked.

Butta-FOO-co

Throws it like, fuck it, I'LL WALK FROM HERE.

One ping, only.

SUPER GLAZAR!

I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Robin Thicke, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!