He surrounded himself with himself. WHEN HE WAS EXPLICITLY TOLD NOT TO.

You are forgiven.

Oyage!

The Elephant Man is Mel Brooks' second-least funny movie.

Have you had your dip-tet?

I'm steering clear of this one.

DropsyLUPUS

Just keep them off Beach Drive and I won't complain.

Sharkna-tres en español

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the Watergate."

Fish + Twister = Fister

I believe Mad would have gone with First Bleech.

So we blame you?

Rambo v. Predator: Green Blood

Cracked, at best.

He's starting to looks like a Rambo Halloween costume. Or a MadTV Rambo parody.

WORST. 9/11. EVER.

I got a laugh during Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey by shouting "DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!"

You're out of your element, Donny.

IT'S A COOKBOOK.