Still better than Stu Sutcliffe.

The mariachi band from the dinner shift at Hot Tamales would like a word with you.

If by notice you mean give a rats ass about.

I can't fap to the knowledge of you not being able to fap to th— of wait, yes I can.

OUTSTANDING.

Did somebody say Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs?

Has no one suggested Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu? I'm sure Bill would love that.

The Big Bird Cage or GTFO.

You idiot! He was the most talented one!

Just film Kingdom Come and be done with it.

It could use a giant mechanical spider.

I really hope Warner manages to get their act together with turning these movies into a decent universe. I'd like nothing more than for it all to work, but every story I read makes it seem like the typical Hollywood producer asshattery. My expectations are pretty low.

YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP!

Oh Mad Magazine… your satire is razor sharp.

Same here.

"So I'm going to be nice. So I'm going to be nice. So I'm going to be nice, I'm going to ask you one more time. Where the fuck is Swee'Pea? I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That's right."

The deuce you say. Shelley Duvall was perfect.

Popeye is one of the movies I'll watch to the end any time I come across it. Bonus points for Dennis Franz as an unnamed bar room thug.

Can I watch?

Deadwood, you cocksuckers.