Ding.

Whaddaya want for nothin?

Two things I just noticed: 1) Cyndi Lauper has a lighter in her right hand, and 2) Kim Carnes bumps the hell out of the mic stand with her elbow.

Have you ever had a SINGLE MOMENT'S THOUGHT about my responsibilities? Have you ever thought, for a single solitary moment about my responsibilities to my employers? Has it ever occurred to you that I have agreed to look after the OVERLOOK Hotel until May the FIRST. Does it MATTER TO YOU AT ALL that the OWNERS have…

My favorite was relayed to me about a friend's experience in the switchback queue of Peter Pan— passing the same couple over and over and seeing their simmering argument boil over into an awesomely yelled "FUCK you, Dominic."

You didn't let me finish my sentence.

Especially knowing how it's done, the ballroom scene blows my mind.

Often the reason for removal (Skyway, 20,000 Leagues) is it would have cost too much to make it ADA compliant.

And the Osmonds.

Never heard that one!

Just imagine that when you get to the end? And all the cultures are there dressed in white and celebrating together?

Be Our Guest only takes reservations for dinner. Lunch is thunderdome.

Whoops, yes.

Yeah, Downtown Disney is a huge construction zone right now. I think they just this week drained the channel that made Pleasure Island an island.

But we can still do that in real life, right?

Mr. Frees would like a side of fries with that.

Was.

I'll be there in a month. Last time I was there they had just recently moved Dumbo and opened the interactive queue for The Haunted Mansion, but the second hub had not been built. So I've got all of New Fantasyland to look forward to.

Mostly. WDW adds an additional "room" (the library) and some of the pre-show loading areas differ.

Same— the WDW Haunted Mansion is one of my favorite things ever. I'm glad that the few changes they've allowed over the years have been to enhance the original experience (rather than change it). There is a huge community of fans who know every inch of the ride (or rides, since there are different versions around the…