I say we let that Scott Peterson take a stab at punching up the script.

FastPass+ or GTFO.

Just to be picky, they were never holograms— they were actual full-sized models of the ghosts, lit behind see-through "mirrors" and synched to move with you.

You guys wanna do some fucking lines?

Jon Hamm's penis is so big it should win a Source Award.

So… just switch to hamsters?

Galaxy Quest? You mean the historical documents?

T-Rex banged a gong.

And finger twitches like you're working with tiny little tools.

He did the right thing.

Jon Hamm's penis is an Emmy.

It's a frei country.

She's a good girl. Loves her mama.

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion.

It's his prerogative.

You can even see it happen onscreen. Floyd would barely move in some scenes, and and when the script required him to, it was often done in jump cuts— he'd go from leaning against a car to being in the passenger seat in the next shot. Sad, but added to the overall quirk that was under the surface of the show.

As god as my witness, I thought elephants could fly.

[Clint Howard balls his fists and sheds a jealous tear]

Holy fuck, yes.

They should have tried for a statue of RoboKnotts. The internet would have embraced their campaign.