She's the boss, applesauce.

I. Ron Butterflyyyy

I learned that lesson moments into the Daniel Pearl video. Holy hell…

Yeah… Primal Fear fucking blew me away, and I really like The Score and "like" American History X. After that, there's not much… except maybe Death to Smoochy, which is awesome.

Leave Risky Business ALONE.

I'm calling bullshit on this "nephew" ruse…

Have you been to Baltimore? It's ALL medieval dungeons.

Hannibal at least got DC traffic right (North Capitol/3rd Street tunnel to Union Station). So there's that…

And The Outer Limits!

Isn't the tune "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"? Which would date it even more…

JUST PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

"Clowny clown clown."

Feetal's Gizz!

Megan Mullally.

I'm pretty sure I just did that very thing.

Seconded. Although Gremlins also sucks (except Phoebe Cates; she's an angel).

Eh… vy am I drippings with goo?

I'm not sure my TV even gets CBS.

You Lovecraftian entities get all the breaks.

And guests who threw tomahawks at them!