It is my sincere hope that like the WHC Dinner, CBS thinks they are hiring Stephen Colbert but end up with Stephen Colbert™.

This just in: Disney says, "Fuck it, we're just going to re-release Episode IV, since that's all you a-holes want anyway."

Now THAT'S a pastie.

I got an autograph Jack Klugman after seeing him in a one-man show, Lyndon. Based on the autograph, I now call him "Jarl Klickman."

They'll need to be properly introduced first.

Plowaqqatsi

[Fever, M.D.]

A quarter? What am I, a Rockefeller?

Make up your mind—bush or peter?

Or Pete Townshend, for that matter.

And Evan Dorkin.

I've been reading Chris Ware's work since the first Acme Novelty Library and though I love the scale he aspires to, and appreciate how consistently dense and rewarding his work is, I'd be happy with smaller stories more frequently.

TDKR arguably did not suck. Year One definitely did not suck.

Slower…

Not to mention Lagos.

Or a Ben Folds Five fan.

Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-porthmandu.

Donkey sauce!

has sex with Laurie

"Glenn… Maggie… ICE TO SEE YOU."