Stop your messin' aroun'.

Boy, that escalated quickly… I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

And beets for color.

Better get a bucket.

With Tommy Thayer.

Written on a mirror. With cocaine.

cHAd hu? J

She's too busy Nancy Drewing that missing plane.

Under the C-word.

YES? ROCKHALL: NO.

Pete Best played on "Polly"?!?

His grandma can take him home.

In Big Stan Schneider's character accepts his fate and has his wife help him practice being sodomized. Because having Jennifer Morrison lovingly put a dildo in your butt is just like living in terror of being overpowered, assaulted, and possibly killed.

YOU… SHALL NOT… FAP!

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SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH!

Complete with a smooth-funk theme song revamp:

I demand a refund.

I'm glad I saw this before it got old.

Medium butthole.