MMMMM! THAT IS A TASTY SAM JACKSON!

MMMMM! THAT IS A TASTY SAM JACKSON!

Somewhere in England, Maggie Smith just shed a tear realizing no one wants to fuck her

Somewhere in England, Maggie Smith just shed a tear realizing no one wants to fuck her

Or Danny Bonaduce

There's a CEO of Tits at HBO? I finally know what I want to be when I grow up.

In the voice of Don LaFontaine: "…..and BILL NYE as Tormund Giantsbane"

I saw Radiohead in 94(?) when they were still pretty unknown at a college ampitheater with only about 800 in attendance and they were awesome. Then four years later after OK Computer. Not nearly as good. Everyone (especially Thom Yorke) just stood there.

It's still probably too new to hate, but Richard Kind's character Joey on "Luck" is pretty grating, just because he plays dickish so damn well.

Smegma

Prince Paul Rappaport needs a haircut

"The Matador" had the best of both worlds. Pierce Brosnan on his last job and Greg Kinnear on his first. Is it weird that now I want margaritas and cock?

Scott Baio's agent should immediately campaign to have him be Shaw's father. Then there can be a Baio vs. Bakula showdown

Curious Girl is a cop, she's a good cop, SHE"S A DAMN GOOD COP!!!!