He was pretty sinister in "Nothing But Trouble" as well

These girls are actually really good. I saw them play with Kepi Ghoulie when they were 14 and they've just gotten better

Lucille 2 is Black Widow. Both have killed before, both are not proud of it

THERE. ARE. FOUR. COOKIES!

Yeah, she's really got a perfectly nice, curvy figure…I'm not doing this right, am I?

One of the more surreal experiences I had was playing poker with someone who looked awfully familiar. About an hour in, I thought, "Holy shit, that's Tommy Vu"

M-O-O-N, that spells museum!

This makes me wish for an audio version of RR. Listen to it on a rainy day, warm blanket, cup of hot cocoa in hand, pants around my ankles….sorry, drifted off, there

Season 1 was more compelling largely because you could imagine the story; what the Best Buy was like, the park, etc. Not too many people can imagine Afghanistan…unless you've played Metal Gear Solid 5

Mark S. Allen wants to be Ryan Seacrest soooooo bad. Should tell you something.

No love for P. Terry's in TX?

Sleeping With The Batkid

I think he's saying he can't stomach it.

And I believe there is a scene in a shopping mall

She twerks hard for the money

All these classic quotes and not one from Star Wars. Probably for the best. In fact, did he have any lines in Star Wars? I've blocked it out. Oh and here's my submission:
"Don't be talkin' to me about time, I'm the time fuckin' master."

Gary Stu, unlike his cousin Disco, does advertise

When my wife asks how my day was:
"I tackled a loafer at work today."

All my furniture is in the garage. Not a line from a cogent song, my house is being fumigated.

Do Vanessa Hudgens' legs in the picture look like hairy man legs with toenail polish, or do I need to clean my screen?