I should think this is terrible, but I don't. The story could hold up to serial tv.

So, Alicia Keys wants in on some of that Hunger Games soundtrack money?

So, Alicia Keys wants in on some of that Hunger Games soundtrack money?

I agree. His music is definitely not my favorite stuff to listen to, but I think that what we've seen so far indicates that he can act and has presence on screen. This is not a terrible idea, at least not on paper.

I agree. His music is definitely not my favorite stuff to listen to, but I think that what we've seen so far indicates that he can act and has presence on screen. This is not a terrible idea, at least not on paper.

December is going to be so awesome. (Now bear in mind, I live in an impossibly small town, so these titles may sound old to you, but for me and a lot of people who wait until something comes to my theatre, they're still exciting.) Argo this week, then Flight, Skyfall, Lincoln, Wreck-It Ralph (fuck you very much Disney…

December is going to be so awesome. (Now bear in mind, I live in an impossibly small town, so these titles may sound old to you, but for me and a lot of people who wait until something comes to my theatre, they're still exciting.) Argo this week, then Flight, Skyfall, Lincoln, Wreck-It Ralph (fuck you very much Disney…

If I punish him…. I could charge for that, right? And that would make me a sex worker like the porn stars? And then my self-esteem could skyrocket? Wait. a. goddamned. minute.  I could have been happy ALL THIS TIME?!? 

If I punish him…. I could charge for that, right? And that would make me a sex worker like the porn stars? And then my self-esteem could skyrocket? Wait. a. goddamned. minute.  I could have been happy ALL THIS TIME?!? 

Ke$ha was the one to make the jizz/chamagne connection. She deserves the…. credit?

Ke$ha was the one to make the jizz/chamagne connection. She deserves the…. credit?

You might be the only one who's still saving it for anybody.

You might be the only one who's still saving it for anybody.

I think there are probably a lot of boob experts on call in LV. They don't like to appear on television, though.

I think there are probably a lot of boob experts on call in LV. They don't like to appear on television, though.

I think they pay a little better for in the eye.

I think they pay a little better for in the eye.

Should I a.run to Sephora for the shiniest hot pink lip gloss I can find, b. wilt away and forget I ever said anything, or c.punish you for not paying enough attention? It's so hard to be a girl who's not paid to have sex on camera. There's nobody to tell us what to do!

Should I a.run to Sephora for the shiniest hot pink lip gloss I can find, b. wilt away and forget I ever said anything, or c.punish you for not paying enough attention? It's so hard to be a girl who's not paid to have sex on camera. There's nobody to tell us what to do!

There are so many things I'd like to say in response to this article, but because I'm not a porn actress, my self-esteem isn't quite high enough for me to think you would want to read them.