Every single person in my theatre who saw this trailer (about 800 of them) wanted to see this movie. Myself included. So there's that.

There is probably a cranky comment to be made here about the state of feminism and the inordinate number of comments about her glasses…. but it's too early in the morning to be bothered to make it.

There is probably a cranky comment to be made here about the state of feminism and the inordinate number of comments about her glasses…. but it's too early in the morning to be bothered to make it.

Unless you live in a small, midwest town, no, we were at different theatres. I just hope that maybe tonight's crowd will be a little more respectful? But if it was at mine and at the one you were at… then maybe we have identified a crucial defining element of Twilight fans: inability to put trash in its proper place.

Unless you live in a small, midwest town, no, we were at different theatres. I just hope that maybe tonight's crowd will be a little more respectful? But if it was at mine and at the one you were at… then maybe we have identified a crucial defining element of Twilight fans: inability to put trash in its proper place.

I don't know if anyone will read this, but I just had a special 10pm showing of this movie, and when everyone left, my theatre was the most trashed it has ever been. I mean, worse than 100 kids watching Cars 2 in 3D. Glad the people who brought their nasty Barefoot wine were kind enough to throw the bottle away, even…

I don't know if anyone will read this, but I just had a special 10pm showing of this movie, and when everyone left, my theatre was the most trashed it has ever been. I mean, worse than 100 kids watching Cars 2 in 3D. Glad the people who brought their nasty Barefoot wine were kind enough to throw the bottle away, even…

I only showed one of these. Red Tails. And it actually did okay for me, but as I recall, I only showed it because I didn't really have any other good choices that week. I didn't watch it, so I can't comment on its quality. I just remember that it was really loud.

I only showed one of these. Red Tails. And it actually did okay for me, but as I recall, I only showed it because I didn't really have any other good choices that week. I didn't watch it, so I can't comment on its quality. I just remember that it was really loud.

Yeah. When I realized that the first thing my brain did was turn that into a racist joke, I had to confront the fact that I am actually a 12 year-boy. A 12 year-old boy who is going to hell. Cognitive dissonance.

Yeah. When I realized that the first thing my brain did was turn that into a racist joke, I had to confront the fact that I am actually a 12 year-boy. A 12 year-old boy who is going to hell. Cognitive dissonance.

Not in my fucking theatre. I'll stick with threats and shaming.

Not in my fucking theatre. I'll stick with threats and shaming.

Me too. I didn't even make it through the first page.

Me too. I didn't even make it through the first page.

It turns out you can't just delete a comment you made. You have to edit it. And you can't leave it blank. So here's the compromise: I'm showing Twilight: BD P2 tomorrow night. I don't usually show movies on the break like this, but money. If I have one more stupid ass girl ask me where she can get tickets (Um, the…

It turns out you can't just delete a comment you made. You have to edit it. And you can't leave it blank. So here's the compromise: I'm showing Twilight: BD P2 tomorrow night. I don't usually show movies on the break like this, but money. If I have one more stupid ass girl ask me where she can get tickets (Um, the…

I've been on a horror movie binge to get ready to teach a class on them, but I don't have the energy right now to even begin to try to find this movie. I am, however, listening to the Tindersticks song, which is lovely and sad. So there's that.

I've been on a horror movie binge to get ready to teach a class on them, but I don't have the energy right now to even begin to try to find this movie. I am, however, listening to the Tindersticks song, which is lovely and sad. So there's that.

On the bright side, he probably doesn't have any friends who owe him money.