On the bright side, he probably doesn't have any friends who owe him money.

I must be the biggest dork here, because I did it every week.

I must be the biggest dork here, because I did it every week.

Well, it helps when Mama runs the theatre. But, yeah, a group can rent it. It's not cheap, although, you know, for me, it's free.

Well, it helps when Mama runs the theatre. But, yeah, a group can rent it. It's not cheap, although, you know, for me, it's free.

This weekend I showed The Perks of Being a Wallflower and ho-ly shit was it good. All weekend it was like some kind of empathy litmus test: if you didn't leave that movie feeling something then there might have been something wrong with your heart. It was one of those rare cases in which the movie is better than the…

This weekend I showed The Perks of Being a Wallflower and ho-ly shit was it good. All weekend it was like some kind of empathy litmus test: if you didn't leave that movie feeling something then there might have been something wrong with your heart. It was one of those rare cases in which the movie is better than the…

You came to that couplet pretty quickly, EMG. Are you sure you're not the one responsible for this song?

You came to that couplet pretty quickly, EMG. Are you sure you're not the one responsible for this song?

YOU are not my real brother. The police brought you here. The police are your mother and father.

YOU are not my real brother. The police brought you here. The police are your mother and father.

*snooty four year-old voice*No. It's a reference to the classic Cosby album To My Brother Russel, Whom I Slept With, that is a whole side of a record and tells a story about him and his brother sharing a room as kids and getting into a water fight and includes some of the most quotable Cosby shit ever. "I brought you…

*snooty four year-old voice*No. It's a reference to the classic Cosby album To My Brother Russel, Whom I Slept With, that is a whole side of a record and tells a story about him and his brother sharing a room as kids and getting into a water fight and includes some of the most quotable Cosby shit ever. "I brought you…

He kind of looks like an 80's Whoopi Goldberg here. That's awesome.

He kind of looks like an 80's Whoopi Goldberg here. That's awesome.

This makes me want to go watch The Young Ones. And I have time, because I already voted today.

This makes me want to go watch The Young Ones. And I have time, because I already voted today.

I showed Taken 2 and it did really well for me even though it's several weeks old. I wasn't even going to show it, but some other movies have rearranged my schedule and it looked like the best choice. And, apparently, it was. I didn't get to see it but I listened to the first half hour while I did paperwork and it…

I showed Taken 2 and it did really well for me even though it's several weeks old. I wasn't even going to show it, but some other movies have rearranged my schedule and it looked like the best choice. And, apparently, it was. I didn't get to see it but I listened to the first half hour while I did paperwork and it…

I know Crooklyn isn't a great movie, but I love it anyway.