I know Crooklyn isn't a great movie, but I love it anyway.

I know you'll get a notification about this, even 3 weeks later. I went to gog.com and I spent my $6 on Dungeon Keeper and I have to say… you might be the most evil person I don't really but kinda know. I used to have all this free time! And now? Now I just sit and stare at the screen. Damn you, rar.

I know you'll get a notification about this, even 3 weeks later. I went to gog.com and I spent my $6 on Dungeon Keeper and I have to say… you might be the most evil person I don't really but kinda know. I used to have all this free time! And now? Now I just sit and stare at the screen. Damn you, rar.

Because I do not have time to watch tv, I had no idea Ginnifer Goodwin was in this show. I mean, I still don't have time to watch it or anything, but she is pretty.

Because I do not have time to watch tv, I had no idea Ginnifer Goodwin was in this show. I mean, I still don't have time to watch it or anything, but she is pretty.

So, Will Smith uses a freestyle at Gabrielle Union's birthday to boast? Rather than rapping about how fly she still looks at 40 or whatever? Kinda douchey.

So, Will Smith uses a freestyle at Gabrielle Union's birthday to boast? Rather than rapping about how fly she still looks at 40 or whatever? Kinda douchey.

My brain refuses to read that headline as anything other than cause-and-effect:
Joss Whedon endorses Romney as candidate (because we assume he feels that a Romney presidency would be) most likely to cause a zombie apocalypse

My brain refuses to read that headline as anything other than cause-and-effect:
Joss Whedon endorses Romney as candidate (because we assume he feels that a Romney presidency would be) most likely to cause a zombie apocalypse

This weekend I showed Frankenweenie, which I never got to see so I can't comment on anything except the song during the closing trailers, which was fun, and Beasts of the Southern Wild, which was one of my favorite movies so far this year. I also managed to watch an episode of Copper (only 4 behind now) and introduce…

This weekend I showed Frankenweenie, which I never got to see so I can't comment on anything except the song during the closing trailers, which was fun, and Beasts of the Southern Wild, which was one of my favorite movies so far this year. I also managed to watch an episode of Copper (only 4 behind now) and introduce…

Mr. O'Neal, you have outdone yourself.

Mr. O'Neal, you have outdone yourself.

I find her absolutely uncompelling and I have been fascinated for years by how she keeps getting shows. What secret does she know? What dirt does she have on everyone? How else to explain the willful ignorance of the fact that people just don't care to watch her?

I find her absolutely uncompelling and I have been fascinated for years by how she keeps getting shows. What secret does she know? What dirt does she have on everyone? How else to explain the willful ignorance of the fact that people just don't care to watch her?

I'm getting stories together for a horror class I'm teaching, and while I have the film part on lock, the story part is harder because I didn't really read horror shorts as a kid…. and you guys are incredibly helpful. Thank you. And now we will return to our regularly scheduled crankiness.

I'm getting stories together for a horror class I'm teaching, and while I have the film part on lock, the story part is harder because I didn't really read horror shorts as a kid…. and you guys are incredibly helpful. Thank you. And now we will return to our regularly scheduled crankiness.

Hero in a CNN kind of way.

Hero in a CNN kind of way.

I can't wait until the inevitable bathing suit malfunction when Extra gets to report about some wannabe actor we've never heard of showing us what ELSE is under his belt.