The knockoffs are great. Many of them use combinations of letters similar to KFC - one near Old Street called FCKF is referred to by everyone as 'Fuck Off Chicken.'

I'd totally see this movie if it starred Kaitlin Olson

Curtis Armstrong's in this? How the mighty have fallen.

Subtitles? What are you, French? In future version, R2's bleeps and beeps will be removed and he will now be voiced by Larry the Cable Guy.

This would be better if it was created by Simon Fuller. Contestants compete to show off their criminal profiling and/or singing abilities. Each week the loser gets eaten on live TV.