Cut to the chase
Does this article have anything to do with Annie from Treme getting naked or should I just move on?

All the Sonny hate…..
Why exactly does everyone hate Sonny? While his character is not a likable person, I think it's still a well written character.

Conspiracy theory
Ever notice how you don't see this guy and Busta Rhymes in the same place at the same time? Makes you think…..

Wake me
When I can get books on my Zune!

I'm not your guy, friend.

If Tim Burton was producing the album art it would just be 2.5 star remakes of other album art.

Phil Selway
Looks kind of like an Oscar statue in that picture.

This is
newsworthy?

Andy Dick's rectum should call its lawyer.

I blame the Portuguese.

Or you could take 2-3 music lessons and record your own version.

And where's Joey Belladonna when we really need him?

Let's cut the shit, everyone. Is the fucking movie gonna have flubber in it or not????

To us it's a movie. To Michael Brea it's a How-To manual.

Free?
Sounds about right.

Tales From The Snarkside would be funnier.

…and then you even ripped off my username!

Dude…way to rip off my usename.

Two President/Rapper Crossover stories in one day?
What gives? Is there a story about Jimmy Carter and DJ Kool Herc coming up?

Alternate Title
Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Renting In Space