I want a book of everything Gilbert Gottfried has said as "old Groucho"…it may not fit in one volume.

This book came out a year ago. It was boring then and I assume it's still boring now. Lot's of potentially great material marred by a dull writing style. In summation, fuck Mike Love.

Uhhhh…likewise?

"Prognosis Negative" - Seinfeld Quote Generator

Mrs. Human Beat Box

Pretty obvious song choices.

Where's his biopic?

Ham-burger!

Would you say that to Tom Petty?

I was recently having a discussion about who the worst group of the 90s was. The consensus was either Live or The Cranberries….thoughts?

Berlin Alexanderplatz…unless you're looking to get your stomach pumped for alcohol poisoning.

"The Bridge Is Over"

Dorothy
Rose
Blanche
Sofia

Damn, can I just be Keke?

I prefer Thee Hypnotics.

These guys aren't fit to hold Dawes' jockstrap!

Looks like this photo was taken right after he read the reviews for Port Of Morrow…

If the LOGO Network had a Jersey Shore ripoff, this guy would be the star.

Did anyone else notice that the toilet in Clyde's house was up to his eyes? How exactly did he pee in there standing up?

Lesson learned: Don't take Bauhaus off the stereo for The Bangles