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@Attention Whore - He's not a teenager. They moved away from that a long time ago, it just wasn't widely reported.

Stutter by Elastica
The whole song is about how her ex can't get it up.

Kiss Off isn't a break up song. But I did think it was gonna be in here because of the title of the article.

Channel surfing past Cinemax as a very young and not yet jaded D-V, I got the scene from The Exorcist when Regan stabs herself repeatedly in the cooch with a crucifix.

I tried watching Once Upon A Time In Mexico while on nyquil.

The earth isn't round, it's ovoid.

Emily Rose is a heavy handed mess. It's like 3 steps shy of being one of those awful "Christian Horror" movies.

I've always wanted to make a traditional Good Guy vs Bad Guy movie. The kind where the bad guy loses, usually after revealing all his plans to the good guy in a braggy way. Cast a big name big ticket actor as the Good Guy. Advertise the shit out of the movie, at least to the point that it would be #1 at the box office

Methinks y'all got trolled.

If you had "I had an Amazing Fantasy when I was 15" I wouldn't give you CancerAids. But you lost your clever points for doing it backwards. So you get CancerAids.

That's pathetic. You didn't even try.

"I ain't any one of them, I'm Donny."

I'll believe it when I see it…

I bought the Was (Not Was) cd…the one with that awful "Walk the Dinosaur" song, just so I could have "Hi, Dad. I'm in Jail."

"jump street" was slang long before the tv show.

She was in How I Got Into College…otherwise known as the Savage Steve Holland movie most people have never heard of.

Actually, IMDB says that Heathers only grossed 1 million with a budget of 3 million.

I wonder how he ripped off X-Men and Watchmen in S1 of Heroes if he doesn't read.

Remember when Tim Kring was all, "At least we don't make shit up as we go!"

I don't get that either. Hughes directed 8 movies and 5 of them are timeless classics.