Williams.

I sure hope so. Either way you're not invited to tea.

There's your first schism!

The last thing I read on Wikipedia was that Billy Mays was strangled to death with a sham-wow.

Are we doing sci only? Neil Gaiman's most recent short stories collection was good. I really, really don't like his novels, because he stretches his premises way too thin, but the short stories do work.
Also, read The Ladies of Grace Adieu. It helps if you've read Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, but they stand…

Every episode could end with a footnote!

Don't forget that his aunt's husband is named Tom. Get it? Uncle. Tom.
Nazi! Naaaaazzziiiiiiii!

"Chimbly." It's pronounced "chimbly."

A great 91 espisiode miniseries.

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Pretty magnanimous, I thought. Did Mencia respond?

*Chuckles*

Hubbard? Good god.

@K
Dylan at the Gaslight. Give my left arm.

@Waits
This is just phase one. Phase two is a series of PSAs showing RIAA executives skullfucking kittens, while holding a plate of delicious cookies out of reach of some orphans.

No, he startled a woman by fondling her breasts. Unless she was already startled about something else. Like finding herself at a Kinkade signing party.

It makes me think of Graham Greene novels. Anyway, the "strength" of a band name is so completely fucking irrelevant, it really shouldn't come up at all.

I lost all moral superiority the day I got demonoid invite.

Flim Springfield?

Rewriting the ending?
Where do they get off?