There you go. Plus, another example of how well the 'total prohibition' thing works out.

I'm actually okay with the ads. This has got to be the first generation in human history where kids are supposed to be kept in uncontaminated chambers until they're 16 or whatever. Pitiless guidelines for parents will lead to really fuck-your-kids-up alternatives, like Scientology or faulty parking brakes. I…

"Horatio"s fine. "Hornblower" could cause some problems.

Do you all still work with J. Reinhold?

Yeah, that joke only works once. Now if I could only get down from this elephant somehow…

How did you get to Carnegie Hall?

It's like community theater. Fun, easygoing, pretty much slapped together with whatever's lying around. You watch it for those performances that make you say "Huh. That was actually pretty great." Also, to root like hell for your own under-produced national entry.

I thought Richards was a very convincing noocular physikist.

*Americans
*if
*still a smartass

It's pretty funny that American swear they don't have an accent is they're not from the south or the northeast.
Say "water bottle," smartass.

I'm with hypothetical future BA. I have no idea who he is.

'WHEN YOU SOMEONE EAT IT.' said the Traveller,
Knocking on the moonlit door;
And he smote upon the door again a second time;
'WHEN YOU SOMEONE EAT IT.' he said.
But no one descended to the Traveller;
No head from the leaf-fringed sill
Leaned over and looked into his grey eyes,
Where he stood perplexed and still.
Hearkening in…

MM- Meet me on the bottom level of the underground garage in Rosslyn. Come alon…

Hughes is almost universally hated as a person. When his son committed suicide earlier this year most of the obits blamed TH. His son was 46, for christ's sake. I'm just glad that the "crow" collection exists.

No one changes their worldview based on who was appointed poet laureate. I doubt most could name a living poet. (She's also been given a CBE. Remember the shockwaves? Me neither.)
Anyway, the royal family has been reading homosexual poets since they could read. I decline to speculate about when this was.

@PNMJ- You must try it with the alliterative residulators.

This one's pretty much build her career on gimmick. I think she was about 17 when she published her first book. The title was - I shit you not- Fleshweathercock. It goes downhill from there. Her career has been characterized more by publicity coupes than good poetry. Or a good poem. I smell press release in this…

I think we're missing the point here, which is that CAD is an awful poet. Just awful. No amount of alcoholic lesbian sheep is going to change that.

Heavy petting zoo.

Or watching your old loves, surrounded by ones, being eaten. In Mexico.