Yeah, I'm worried about that kid. I kind of want Emma Watson to adopt her or something.

Amazon is still carrying Ivanka's line, don't shop there.

Owen Ellickson, who was doing the hilarious "Trump Leaks" stuff before the election, is convinced anything flattering to the Kushners is coming straight from Ivanka or her assistant. I didn't realize it was the same reporter on the "Trump was tricked" story, though.

I know two who both could and would. I shame them as often as I can.

Mine too. And hand-made shoes. (Also jewelry, but that's less pertinent to the point.)

Not Saks? (I dunno, I don't think we have Barney's in Canada.)

Not really. The Fail had to retract the hooker statement because it was insufficiently supported. This just proves Melania's a gold-digger, which I don't think anyone was doubting - they just weren't judging her for it.

Yup. I've been saying that if Melania wants to sit in the Residence eating canapes and watching soaps for four years, she's welcome to it. That so long as taxpayers aren't supporting her living in New York, I don't care if she doesn't perform the usual First Lady duties and she should be left alone.

"Hateful, unstable, opportunistic, drowning-in-conflicts-of-interest fool." Whose wife apparently is just as bad. I was saying this morning that so long as she stops costing taxpayer money to keep her in another city, she should be left alone, but it turns out Melania had every intention of leveraging the White House…

"Pepsi?" "Partial credit."

No worries. As far as the broadband thing goes… yeah, haven't been able to find anything that explains why this happened so late. The Lifeline program dates back to Reagan, but it wasn't expanded to include broadband subsidies until March of 2016, which is just absurd. The companies mentioned in the article didn't…

Carl's Jr is in Ontario now.

Oh I know, I wasn't joking (well, about the tape part, yes). The "Chuck" jokes write themselves.

Geek Squad's working for the FBI, so Comey's definitely seeing those people's faces.

As far as the mortgage insurance goes, Obama could have enacted change a year ago, at most, per Bloomberg:

It's got nothing to do with the expectations of the first lady role, and everything to do with how much it's going to cost to keep her there. You can't declare that government is hideously wasteful and then spend $500K a day keeping your wife in New York when there is already a taxpayer-funded residence for her in…

I agree that she doesn't need to take on causes just because that's been the tradition for a while. She does need to stop costing the taxpayers money just because she doesn't want to move. If she's not in Washington by the start of the next school year, there should be a revolt.

"The Commonwealth of Virginia asked a federal judge late Wednesday night to force President Donald Trump, U.S. Customs and Border Protection and top government officials to show why they shouldn’t be held in contempt for failing to obey a lawful court order."

Hahaha oh my god is that really how he's been getting booked? That is pathetic. It's like that blonde Twitter Twit who was invited on the Daily Show who hashtags herself when she posts. Low energy Milo has to invite himself places. Sad!

The thing is, in his case it would be much better to just ignore him. He desperately wants this kind of attention - he lives off it. I can see the potential advantage in having someone who hates him go to the speech and, if possible, record it to use his words against him later. But otherwise the reaction should just…