Yeah, I guess in "Go Set a Watchman" Atticus turns out to be a monstrous racist and Klansman.

The wind doth taste of bittersweet
Like jasper wine and sugar
I bet it's blown through other's feet
Like those of…Caspar Weinberger.

"Let's nominate Jesse Jackson."
"We'd alienate half the country."
"Let's nominate Jesse Helms."
"We'd alienate the other half."
*Beat*
"Let's alienate everybody! Jesse and Jesse in '84!"
"Oh, do shut up."

In my dreams
You're all I sees
Boobs, butt, and knees
Be my main squeeze

A good 15-20 years ago, back when cars still had tape decks, I bought a cassette tape recording of Rees doing a reading of "The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde"—the original Stevenson short story, with Mr. Utterson and all the stuff they always leave out of movies.

Remember the episode when Rebecca finally figures out he used her?

All the good people that die, and somehow Dick Cheney doesn't.

Yup, there was a whole episode about it, his character relapses offscreen, OD's and dies.

I thought the exact same thing, that they should have used Rees to play Sherlock's actual father. Oh well, doesn't matter now.

"You see, I never really liked you people." Gold. He was so great in that part.

::looks::

In fact, if he's dead, every second spent on his character for the entire history of the series has been a complete waste of time.

Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze. This has been public knowledge for 20 years.

It's natural to want to fly, too. It's natural to want to live forever.

I like how we can't even write headlines correctly anymore because spoilerphobe dipshits might get mad.

Kim Novak was so ridiculously, absurdly beautiful. I just watched "Bell Book and Candle" the other day. So beautiful.

11 years ago, I stopped at some diner in Kansas—some damn town somewhere, but it was right across the street from a Wizard Of Oz museum. I ordered a burger. The waitress said "do you want lettuce and tomatoes" and I said yes. They charged me extra for the lettuce and tomatoes.

They choked on each other's vomit, no doubt.

Did the Bee Gees ever have a drummer explode?

Most of their pre-disco material is pretty good. "New York Mining Disaster 1941" is a legit great song.