Jesus. Someone needs to look up the definition of "assault".

The studio version of "Twist and Shout" was also recorded live, as was that whole album.

You can't steal something that nobody owns. And with everyone dead, no one owned the stuff that Phil took.

I thought everybody knew that Thomas Ince died of a burst appendix and that murder story is nonsense.

He's great as Fellgiebel in "Valkyrie".

Let's laugh at them for their stupid spelling. "Humour". Dumb.

How could you not know this? It was a dismal failure.

Because it's not nearly interesting enough of a show for you to make an effort to watch.

I doubt that most people would get forced into bankruptcy over a car. But I have read interesting pieces about how most contestants have to unload their prizes.

Drive around in a right-hand car? I've done it before. Makes it difficult to pass people sometimes.

Is it possible to figuratively not understand something?

I really wish they'd run with a regular sports column, focusing no doubt on TV sports coverage. The NCAA tournament is running right now, they could get a lot of copy and user comments out of that.

I'd say it's more that the AV Club is above that.

That…is a lot to write about The Price Is Right.

Loved the hell out of her cover of "Cannonball" for the AV Club.

I noticed that, a strong Australian accent even when she's singing. Reminded me of how Dolores O'Riordan's Irish always came through with The Cranberries.

Strangely, the revelation that Jackie made it all up has not drawn nearly as much attention as the initial story did.

Hey, thanks for the review of Carolla's new film Road Hard, AV Club! Guess it fell behind the screener for Do you Believe? and you could only dump on one indie film this week.

My thought when watching that scene would be that sex with masks on would be pretty limiting.

Just click the minus button! Makes all the puns go away!