You haven't read the memos from Umbrella, have you, @avclub-83de02c3cfc3634de1279cbc17a8fbae:disqus ? It's all going according to business plan. Umbrella is number one in Fortune 1 (previously known as Fortune 500)!

You haven't read the memos from Umbrella, have you, @avclub-83de02c3cfc3634de1279cbc17a8fbae:disqus ? It's all going according to business plan. Umbrella is number one in Fortune 1 (previously known as Fortune 500)!

@avclub-c430b88284e83a68247b4785500d426c:disqus I thought that I heard you laughing.

@avclub-c430b88284e83a68247b4785500d426c:disqus I thought that I heard you laughing.

"Oh reaaally?  Does that rule apply to… Clippie winners?"

"Oh reaaally?  Does that rule apply to… Clippie winners?"

"The Dark Knight Rises is oversized and lumpy, with strong highs sitting alongside moments that are distractingly inelegant."

"The Dark Knight Rises is oversized and lumpy, with strong highs sitting alongside moments that are distractingly inelegant."

This review is far too harsh, primarily in its criticism of the film's plot structure, which is in truth not so much clumsy as unconventional. It's fair to say some of the characterization is off, but it's also pretty clear from the verbosity of the extended monologues that Émond is aiming for something other than…

This review is far too harsh, primarily in its criticism of the film's plot structure, which is in truth not so much clumsy as unconventional. It's fair to say some of the characterization is off, but it's also pretty clear from the verbosity of the extended monologues that Émond is aiming for something other than…

Hermes: "I suppose you're here to tell me to pack it in."

Hermes: "I suppose you're here to tell me to pack it in."

You mentioned some episodes are based on " Asimov’s robot tales."  Why not review "The Robots of Death."

You mentioned some episodes are based on " Asimov’s robot tales."  Why not review "The Robots of Death."

Bonus philosophy nerd points if you were bothered by Wilfred calling Kant an existentialist philosopher.

Bonus philosophy nerd points if you were bothered by Wilfred calling Kant an existentialist philosopher.

"Ladies, that is the kind of can-do performance I like to see… from my new butterfly derby team!

"Ladies, that is the kind of can-do performance I like to see… from my new butterfly derby team!

"Once again, Eternulax the Immortal, dead! At the age of 26"

"Once again, Eternulax the Immortal, dead! At the age of 26"