Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg are watching Luke's aging process with growing trepidation.

Well, maybe now he'll be able to have it behind the dumpsters, like he always pictured.

"All the darkroom technicians in the world couldn’t develop the off-site story about Haley barging into Jay and Gloria’s house"

Sue me, but I really liked the way he said it in this episode. Yes, that's a weird, specific compliment, but it was great how Clark Gregg was able to use nothing but inflection, a brief pause, and a quick double-take to let us know that he was automatically saying it, and that he just realized he was automatically…

Eh, she could be wearing extensions.

Well, pretty, interesting, and white. Once I know somebody didn't grow up in a "ghetto" and isn't as "real" and "hard" as my friends in the Lo Que Pasa off-campus student housing complex, I completely lose interest in them.

"The central mission is formulaic…I was really hoping the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent who brought Skye to the orphanage as a child would be Agent Coulson."

Slugging some asshole journalist in the jaw in defense of his precinct and commanding officer is the most genuinely old-school thing Peralta did the whole episode.

How many episodes before we discover that Scully and Hitchcock are their first names?

Man, I really hope their Grendel movie was not based off the John Gardner novel.

The name roughly translates into "grinder" and may have been chosen for the way he supposedly consumed his victims.

That quote has an unnecessary "even" at the beginning.

How many minutes long is the one really long shot going to be in this movie, do you think? I think he and Cuaron have a game of can-you-top-this going with their continuous shots, so I'm guessing over 17 minutes this time.

Naw man, 2003 Peter Pan with Jason Isaacs as Hook/Mr. Darling and Rachel Hurd-Wood as Wendy is where it's at.

"THIS CITY'S JUST SHOWED YOU THAT IT'S FULL OF PEOPLE WILLING TO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!"

Only if they put undue stress on their R sounds, to the point where every vowel sounds like it's about to turn into an R sound.

To be fair, that's how Cursive's two Undercover outings have sounded too. I'm going to be generous and assume that the lead singer is a big believer in the creative powers of spontaneity, to the extent that he refuses to prepare for anything. Maybe that's why it always looks like he last shaved five days ago.

You aren't. There were so many judicial scenarios that they could loosely work the word "funk" into.

Lots of Asian kids have parents who expect them to be in the 90th percentile of loud clappers for their age or higher. This is why we'll all be working for the Chinese in 10 years- their shareholder meetings are so much more inspiring.

I think Segal's schedule makes it easier to get him in a room with one actor than it does to get him in a room with all four- notice he spent a good amount of this episode with just Ted.