It took way too long for Hitler to enter this conversation. Verisimilitude lost.

Seriously, it's like the apocalypse is a facebook event you tried to delete that keeps reappearing every time someone clicks the link sent to their e-mail.

"Put on the ball gag!"
*20-minute fight sequence*

shoulders

She hasn't said it at all in the last few episodes. Anyway, Lily can handle her liquor.

I'm guessing Christina Aguliera presses her button and the chair blows up?

While I disagree with most of this, I will say that Cobie Smulders didn't spend nearly enough episode time pouring maple syrup on her chest.

I liked the Clint storyline because of the wealth of personal detail Clint managed to squeeze into his counseling. "I'm going to tell you something I said in the private sessions I used to hold in my office before Wendy's kicked me out because I was hogging the booth." Also, the idea of somebody who really wants to…

One detail that lets us know they're not together: it starts raining when Barney consoles her, and they both immediately break apart because "it's weird," establishing why Barney thought that it was weird that Ted was consoling Robin in the rain from episode 3 or 4.

True story: when Robin sarcastically said that Barney's mother was the "queen of scrambled eggs back in the 70s" or something like that, I initially thought she was implying that Barney's mother had had hundreds of abortions in the 70s as a result of endless irresponsible tour sex. Then I remembered I was watching a…

Give it time.

I was a bit conflicted about this episode- the last couple of scenes and everything leading up to it were a sharp tonal shift, but I loved everything on both sides. I'm just not sure how well they cohered. But anything with as many amazing lines, callbacks, and uses of "Try A Little Tenderness" as this episode is at…

Oh my God you guys, I think I've figured it out: any time Lily says "Thank you, Linus," it means we're in an episode that features The Mother.

I'm straight, and if a woman told me her bush goes "all the way around," and then refused to clarify what exactly that meant, I would probably have a hard time finding her attractive. I mean, not if she looked like Kerry Washington, but still, he seemed grossed out by them for reasons that would be legitimate coming…

Just imagine him saying it in Dick Van Dyke's Cockney accent from Mary Poppins.

Shouldn't you be in the banana patch?

Was I the only one who thought Tina Fey must have been a guest writer for this episode because of that show title? One of the things that always seem to show up in her material are TV show titles that perfectly summarize a certain type of show's subtext (see also "Queef Latina Ruins Christmas" from her hosting gig,…

Well, I'm off to find a GIF of a coked-up Kate McKinnon making out with Nasim Pedrad.

I think it was "Without Me," and that song contained some difficult-to-parse lyrics. He makes fun of Moby for being 39, but then claims to have been "suspenseful with a pencil / Ever since Prince turned his name into a symbol," which would either mean that he's nearly as old as Moby, or that he has an inflated…

The script cover for this episode of Bob's Burgers makes me particularly excited: