MAKE THIS HAPPEN, HOLLYWOOD.

But does he ever get to go to fighter pilot school?

If Roger Deakins shot this, I may end up seeing it.  A pretty-looking genre flick is generally worth the price of admission, if the price of admission where you live is under $10.

I think what he's trying to get across is that in 2006, everyone was discussing the Kobe Bryant case, but the rings won by the 2009-2010 teams changed the conversation, and as the case receded into the past, Lakers fans remember the decade more for the four rings Kobe got them than for what he may have ordered for…

Maybe it means he's going to release them, angry and horny, upon an unsuspecting Los Angeles population.  Casualties will number in the low hundreds.

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I'm tired of reading your EreIAmJHads.

"Wait, Winston, if you think your shoes are brown, what color do you think you are?"

He still wants a relationship- in fact, his major problem comes from not wanting to hurt the feelings of either of the women who have professed feelings for him, something S1 Schmidt wouldn't have given a second thought to.

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"Schmidt’s going to loose both Cece and Elizabeth"

It might be a tired old sitcom trope, but I couldn't stop laughing at Winston and Schmidt's nonverbal conversation as CeCe kept turning around to look at each of them.  Though I'm really sad that CeCe thinks Winston is a pervert who is wearing her panties sewed inside his pants.

I'm guessing the students are always disappointed that Teddy lost his comeback election, and they don't get to spend the next week reading "more crazy Teddy Roosevelt stories, only now he's calling himself a Bull Moose, which is a thing he totally made up so he could run against Taft."  So they try to soften the blow…

It's funny that in a sitcom with Zooey Deschanel, Lamorne Morris is playing the quirkiest character in the cast.

"Yesterday, everyone called me Dwayne all day.  I suspect Jim Halpert is involved."

The Lakers won in 2000 and 2001, and again in 2009 and 2010.  It's a pretty accurate sentence.

If I remember correctly, everybody straight-up proposes to Jenna Fischer.  Paul Lieberstein does it first, and there's a two-second pause before Fischer laughs where it seems like not everybody got that he was doing a bit.  It makes me think that Lieberstein might be like Toby in real life, which makes me happy for…

Between Michael expecting to get a lap dance in front of his co-workers on his birthday and his belief that Boy Scouts + Hooters Waitresses = a good time, there is some serious adolescent-level confusion about appropriateness going on with the character.  And his comment about wanting to take a bath with Pam… it's…

And it's not classic nerdface unless they put on some scotch-taped glasses, fake braces and/or a retainer, and some rainbow suspenders, and talk in a really nasal voice with lots of snorting.

You'd think they could hook him up with some slick Hugo Boss duds.