It would be great if that Disney Channel blog was just "ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF" written over and over.

Ah yes, that heady time in the 1980s where the President being a Republican meant that everybody lost their faculties for critical thinking.  Why, if you look at the journalism that was written in the 1980s, you can't find anyone criticizing Reagan at all!

When you think abouy it, abusing a whore, snorting coke, and being on the Rolling Stone cover were all pretty retro even back in 2000.

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That's why the world needs a new one- the first one doesn't even have any bass drops!

Huell didn't just take the ricin, he swapped out Jesse's pack with another pack and removed the ricin later.  But he didn't swap anything out the second time, just took the weed, and Jesse found his cigarettes, like @avclub-e9dfccd8e4fe70ca5df4538f67cf445d:disqus says.

@avclub-5729ca33ae94a781cb6466b86979fa06:disqus Oh shit!

This show has the scariest fucking hugs.

@avclub-ce11a6d53c3c8c10c196e2114a8d5149:disqus who can you trust if you can't trust white supremacists?

Breaking Bad Season 5: The Scariest Hugs in All Television

I thought it was going to be the one with Ray and Todd.

My guess is that the Russian or Albanian mafia comes into play at some point this season due to Lydia expanding into Eastern Europe, and that's who Walt's going after with the minigun.

So his Crystal Skull vodka bottles are actually harnessing psychic energy from customers, right?

Take that, rewind it back, Cranston got the meth to make your molars go *crack*

I love this band- solid songwriting all the way through, although I think they lost a step when Page left.  "Boomerang" is a perfect example- it's got a great beginning and a catchy chorus, and then it just repeats the chorus over and over, like they wanted the song to hit four minutes but couldn't think of enough…

Well, good on him for being a gentleman I guess, though that seems to be taking good manners a bit far.

Given those two anecdotes, I'm pretty sure Brainlock is a time-shifted King Solomon.

Of course, you also get "Alcohol," which is goofy AND dark.

The portion of Scott Pilgrim that lasts from the beginning of the film to the end of the Bollywood musical/fight scene is probably the best, most fully-realized part of the movie, and it shows why Wright wanted Cera for the lead.  The editing really emphasizes how Scott is a spectator in his own life, how it seems to…

I don't think Matt Damon could play a Hispanic CIA agent any more than Affleck was able to.