RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan II: The Wrath of Smootchie Wallace

a guy's deck

Emaciated war orphans, forlornly-gnawing on the flat brims of ironic pizza hats…

This clothing line is the perfect Christmas gift for your asshole, teen cousin!

You keep your greasy chicken-smelling hands off them, stupid Flanders!

Restroom Pizza.

I can top it. In college I dated a girl who worked in a donut shop, and she smelled delightful.

I'm getting the kind of intestinal cramping I get from Pizza Hut pizza just from looking at these pictures.

It's when you someone bozo it.

Oh, there are a lot of 'rebozos' in those pictures, all right.

Hmmmm….well, I guess you ARE a Doctor! Down the hatch!

Agreed, I love the Smiths but the Cure made a far bigger splash here; honestly I'd put the Cure above Smiths for musical/songwriting variety as well (though not consistency - there have been some real lows, especially post-Disintegration.)

With the stories I've heard of people blacking out and doing weird stuff on Ambien, this is a potentially land-you-in-jail drug combo.

I've Considered it.

We need commenter "Tarkovsky's Former AD, Afflicted With Montezuma's Revenge" to give us a review.

AKA "The Fartmaker".

[Looks suspiciously at your username]

That is like the dorkiest rock-band header image ever.

Great tune and album. Not just the main riff, but that secondary oscillating "siren" one gives it an awesome feeling of implacable, inevitable psychedelic doom coming for you (makes me think of "Gouge Away", a bit).

Ugh. That "twist" is actually a small blight on this otherwise-beyond-stellar season.