You're my Roland-Gift-related-fact-checkin'-cuz.

Heaven don't tear you apart.

The A.V. Club
I find the jizz much more likely.

Cocaine will get off scot-free.

The Cat in the Hat never apologized for Jeff Ament and Jamiroquai.

We would have also accepted "skunk ape", though in some circles that's now considered a slur.

I know I'm just some random stranger on the internet, but hang on. This too shall pass.

That show should be better-known than it is. Tons of fun.

Family man, eh?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. I didn't realize survival rates were that high. Cool.

Yes, like a car traveling 500 or so miles an hour, at 40,000 feet where the oxygen and temperature are insufficient to support human life, and carrying massive amounts of flammable explosive fuel.

It's pretty good; but is it "Werdup: Predator again" good?

Good choices.

Your mother throws rocks in the well!

What doesn't?

He'll only get in trouble if Devo manage to deTECT it.

It may not be racist, but it's close to the edge, yes.

Big Daddy Francis, "Popin' Ain't Easy".

To the tune of "Sussudio".

"Big Pope-A"