What the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? The nigga got all TYPES of blood comin out him and shit.

Tim wasn't the lead singer in Op Ivy, Coward.

That IS the Omar video, kimstaff. And it's pretty fucking creepy.

Mayonnaise and a pack of cigarettes was brilliant. Reference to the pack of sugar and peanut butter smeared on a playing card Homer packed for Bart?

Hey Nabin
Why would you make breakfast and then go out for coffee and bagels? Don't make no sense.

Rashida Jones
Is pretty much the hottest actress these days, which I didn't really think when she was on the Office. I think they kinda frumped her up a little (see also Fischer, Jenna)

I recently suggested after dancing to it at a bar DJ night, and remembering the hundreds of times I'd heard it before, that Billie Jean is the greatest song ever produced. I may have just meant, "best song to play at a dance party" though.

That Jesse McCartney close up looks like Frankie Muniz

Rememba da time I got a job as a carrot cake?

I'm sure this has been discussed here before, but is anyone else disturbed by the sheer ratio of rape and domestic abuse jokes per episode in Family Guy? And the joke always seems to be unnecessarily cruel to women, like in the Sean Connery "20 nos and a yes means yes" thing, you thought that maybe the woman would hit…

It already is. I love that dangolboomhauermayn!

I saw The Wrestler last Monday in a small theater at 10 PM. My friend and I were literally the only people in the theater. About a half hour later, this Asian guy, probably in his 30s, comes in and takes a really long time deciding where to sit. I think for a moment that maybe he works there, but there were only a few…

lol @ soleless

I have a headshot of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore.

No matter how many times I see it, I always think the Not Americans saying "maths" is weird. I understand it's short for mathematicS, but no other discipline is plural…

I just have to say that this is one of the most entertaining threads I've ever read.

Eugene is wary of Communism, having been born in Soviet Russia, where party papers you!

Damn it.

Damn it.

He was just talking about the clothes. I think Amelie may have misquoted them; I didn't hear him say 'album.'
The funny thing is, before Martin made that comment, I asked a friend on the phone (who wasn't watching) when Coldplay started dressing like Sgt. Pepper attacked by wild dogs. No one wants to see your tummy ,…