He is awesome. It's good to see people not complaining about a stereotypical gay character as people on AVClub are wont to do, because Felix's whole affect is what makes his lines so funny.

If Maslany isn't given every goddamn movie role in existence in between seasons, I'll riot.

Let's not call in BigLaw yet. Even if the contracts aren't binding, you, um, cannot own humans, as pieces of intellectual property or not.

Please, have my children.

Please don't spend that much time on something no one is going to read. This has to be the silliest trolling attempt I've ever seen.

Thanks for the feedback.

Do we have a window as to when we will know Hannibal's fate?

"I don't own a TV," says the judgmental populace who waste their Monday nights writing inane things on their twitter feed.

No, it worked just fine, thank you. You win this hour of the Internet.

This is gonna be off the hook!

As a licensed analrapist, I have to ask: Her?

It really is just better that way.

What it really much less than $8.95 at some point?

"I had a friend who used to smoke. Know what he's doing now? He's dead. You think smoking looks cool, let's go dig him up and see how cool he looks now."

Oh, fuck that. They can be upset with her, but she needn't care after they publicly shame her like that; they were just begging for her to tell them to get the fuck out.

As a straight dude from the suburbs who's spent his life trying to ignore the machinations of Soccer Moms, let me just say it was fucking awesome seeing Alison basically tell everyone to shut the fuck up and mind their own fucking business.

He is a hilarious character, yes, but more importantly, he really fits into the show's universe well. A straight dude couldn't pull off the Allison/Felix scenes without having him be made super awkward; instead, Felix is in his element just being in the presence of the cattiness. The look on his face as he sat down…

Every character is fucking terrific. This show has really come together on every level.

It makes me truly happy that I'll never meet you. And yes, the only suitable reaction to your jeremiads is to laugh.

That's a shame. You're seriously missing out.