While I find it nigh impossible to articulate just how stupendously bad this show truly is, MrBelvidere would be on to something regarding the grades…if the first couple seasons weren't good.

While I find it nigh impossible to articulate just how stupendously bad this show truly is, MrBelvidere would be on to something regarding the grades…if the first couple seasons weren't good.

Speak for yourself.

Speak for yourself.

Yeup. I sort of kicked myself at first for not thinking of that possibility. But then I remembered how insane it would be to assign meaning to anything that happens in Dexter, let alone assume logic and coherence are of any import whatsoever to the writers.

Yeup. I sort of kicked myself at first for not thinking of that possibility. But then I remembered how insane it would be to assign meaning to anything that happens in Dexter, let alone assume logic and coherence are of any import whatsoever to the writers.

"i didn't see anything bad!" Well, that makes one of us.

"i didn't see anything bad!" Well, that makes one of us.

Yeup. As Cutlass12 notes below, the gun seals it. There isn't a chance in hell that even a police force as dysfunctional and incompetent as Miami Metro Homicide would allow a murderous drug dealer carry a loaded weapon. 
This ain't a Western. They can't just deputize career criminals.

Yeup. As Cutlass12 notes below, the gun seals it. There isn't a chance in hell that even a police force as dysfunctional and incompetent as Miami Metro Homicide would allow a murderous drug dealer carry a loaded weapon. 
This ain't a Western. They can't just deputize career criminals.

"I never knew Dexter had an opinion on growing old, but apparently, he's long felt it was overrated, but now he's starting to come around." I love that this was the deepest moment of the show.

"I never knew Dexter had an opinion on growing old, but apparently, he's long felt it was overrated, but now he's starting to come around." I love that this was the deepest moment of the show.

All the likes.

All the likes.

Sure, because djf881 didn't say everything necessary to refute your point. Let's all just pretend what was written above isn't an accurate encapsulation of what we saw.

Sure, because djf881 didn't say everything necessary to refute your point. Let's all just pretend what was written above isn't an accurate encapsulation of what we saw.

Let's not discount anything just yet. There's not a single thing this show could do that would surprise me. You know, besides actually putting out a good episode.

Let's not discount anything just yet. There's not a single thing this show could do that would surprise me. You know, besides actually putting out a good episode.

Let's make it happen. I would watch the shit out of that.

Let's make it happen. I would watch the shit out of that.