Hey look! Richmond got mentioned for something other than the Civil War! I really didn't know that the Sailor Sandwich was a local thing. Or that there was a time when the New York Deli was actually a deli and not a bar.

I don't think this modern retelling of Paul Bunyan is really necessary.

"Why do we need nine people guarding a bridge when you can hop over this creek?"

"Why do we need nine people guarding a bridge when you can hop over this creek?"