FUCK YOU, TOO. SEASON THREE WAS WELL RECEIVED. P.S. HOW DO I FIX MY STUCK CAPS LOCK KEY?

I'd like to believe that the people who hated season one just stopped caring about me enough to tell me that I should go fuck myself, while those who stuck around and were pleasantly surprised by season three are trying to find another way to express their mixed feelings about me.

Season four of THE KILLING is available on Netflix as of today. Be sure to check it out because, unlike what my title suggests, I AM IMMORTAL AND WILL NEVER DIE!!!! "FINAL SEASON" PROMOS ARE JUST ANOTHER RED HERRING YEEHAW!

:(

I just get so lonely sometimes.

I'm invincible!

"YEAH, BITCH, YOU KNOW I'MMA LIVE FORE—"

(reads headline)
Well, fuck you too, America.

@avclub-8e241a00e2905962b86a2e25a7945c70:disqus But…but…the new season was actually good this time! WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME?

You bastard! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO OUR SPECIAL THING.
(runs away crying)

I don't need your pity.

Fuck you, too, @avclub-f365c0cee72aa186f5a6e0b174cfc256:disqus .

Right back at ya.

Whatever.

Fuck you too, @avclub-d07b7fc1dd534101ffd67154eedd7899:disqus.