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Ass-meat seat.

Thank you Miller, the comment has been edited accordingly.

Ha!

But we have to keep sheltering the children as much as we can so that when they get older and finally find out how horrible the real world actually is, it will crush their souls that much more effectively.

You managed to get to the ending? I was so angry about the opening exposition that gave away every surprise of the story that I stopped watching it immediately (with the exception of fast-forwarding to enjoy some ARMORED FUCKING POLAR BEAR fights and Sam Elliott being a badass as Lee Scoresby).

Perhaps I simply heard it wrong, but I thought the explanation for Violet's ability to see the ghosts was that she was "INvolved," not "Evolved."

Is Hyden implying that one can order SPAM from Arby's?

I Am Legend was vampires, not zombies.

Seriously, for the love of God.

I Am Legend was about vampires, not zombies.

"Winehouse's father Mitch has said that Winehouse had been off drugs for three years before her death"

"Investigators are still trying to determine what caused the collapse."
I'm guessing it was the 60-70 MPH wind gusts

Decimate
Interesting that they misused the word "decimate" since Brooks goes to great lengths to properly define that very word in the book. Just supports my theory that movie executives never bother to actually read the material they're adapting.

HAL 7000?
Are you fucking kidding me? It's HAL 9000. Nobody else noticed that?

Still a LOAD
of douchebags

Radiohead
"I don't feel like arguing about this, so if you like Amnesiac, and place it in the series from The Bends to In Rainbows, you'll hear nary a discouraging word from me."