Sinatra can sing, you idiots!!!

Both Titanic and Avatar are AMAZING when you first see them in theaters. Then when you see them again, they just don't hold up.

I saw Dead Poet's Society in its original run and loved it. Always remembered it as this wonderful classic. I showed it to my kids around the time Williams passed away and I hate it. Keating was full of platitudes and "wise" words, but was a terrible teacher.

Stagecoach! Red River!

I like the Original Trilogy and the new one. But I can't get deep into them like some of the fans. Whenever someone brings up the "expanded universe" I want to cockpunch them.

Precisely why I don't like it. Not enough dragons and giants and whatnot.

I loved all of his movies, except the Darjeeling Limited. I can't get through the first 15 minutes. And I own it.

I really liked The Paper. I'm kind of ashamed to admit it, but I did.

You have to be really high.

"Look what you did to my shirt…"

I kind of think most of Malick's films are just coffee table book movies. Amazing photography and nothing much else.

I just do not understand the appeal of Harry Potter.

When King is good, he is fucking great. But he throws so much shit at the wall… A lot of strong starts that turn into the most boring "we all have to team up and do this one thing to stop the monster" climaxes.

Oh God that would be such a boring future.

I hate that fucking movie. Fuck that Lion and his stupid little sidekicks. Fuck them all up their stupid fucking asses.

I like American Beauty, but I assume it's a satire of those people. Same with Revolutionary Road.

I can see your point on all of those (even if I disagree on some of them) BUT DICKENS????

I like LOTR a lot, even though I make fun of the movies quite a bit when I watch them (I always joke that the actors look like they're in a Zeppelin cover band). But Thrones bores me to tears.

Game of Thrones. I hate that show. It is so boring to me. I don't care about anyone, I don't like the world it's in, and everyone's enthusiasm for it annoys me.

YOU MONSTER!!! (jk jk)