Is anyone else convinced that he was in Terminator?  I swear he was one of the punks in the beginning of the movie that Arnie stole the clothes from.  He had a line like "Must be laundry day!"
I had a teenage man crush on Michael Biehn and that scene put him in both the Michael Biehn movies that I knew of before the…

If its for me to choose which movies and which theaters to gas once you're elected, I'm in.

I just imdb'd the Scary Movie 3&4 directed, David Zucker.  Turns out he was responsible for Airplane and Naked Gun.
And the Onion Movie.
Introducing the newest automotive safety feature…Neckbelts!
(cut to scene of a car pulling away, and then gently rear ending another car causing the child's head to rocket through…

The idiot population will still grow exponentially (see Idiocracy for details).  If elected, you should gas 100 theaters full of idiots.  No need to announce it.

I've never seen any of the Friedberg/Seltzer moveis, but I've watched a stupid grindhousey movie that had a "women in prison" setting with an asian lady painted in blackface and absolutely zero nudity.
Does that count?

I'll admit to having spent a hungover Saturday afternoon on the couch watching the Scary Movie-a-thon on Comedy Central. 
I chuckled a few times during the charlie sheen one. (I enjoy violence on children, and that one had it aplenty)
However, I will never say anything nice about the one with Tori Spelling and David…

Is the hot CIA agent m or f? 

You'd better watch it, punk!

I picture Axl Rose when you say that.
Hey, he also has some form of mental illness!  Maybe the white cornrow and white dread is a marker of some sort.
(thinks about sister returning from 1993 carribean vacation with cornrows - keels over and convulses violently)

"…because I’m not a good singer."
Adam Duritz

Their level of suckitude goes that deep.

There's no excuse for white people to have dreads.  There was a time when some world cup fan kids did it whenever the US soccer player that had them was sort of popular-ish, and that was around twenty years ago. The time of the white dread has passed.

C'mon!  Its still fun to bash that shitheap of a band, with the singer who looks like his dad inseminated a sheep, that puts out abysmally horid music that at its best was merely unpleasant to listen to and at its worst was like unlubed anal rape while, only in your ear.
Seriously, fuck Counting Crows. This is probably…

That is very respectful of you.  I know how difficult it must be, because I cannot do that.

I could not escape that music during my time in the dorms (95-96). It made me hate so many bands that just aren't even worthy of hate.   Except Dog's Eye View and Crash Test Dummies, they are totally worth the hate.

Greeks…
Great for going Greek!

Getting blowjobs is a better use of your time than listening to Counting Crows. 
But if you count having to listen to Counting Crows at their concert before/after getting blown, then you are 0 for 2 for the fun times.

Mounting Hos?
Ick. That name does not give off the level of suck that the band emits.

Real.
no wait…
Fake.
Damnit! I can't decide.  My wife and I saw some ~35 year old white dude with dreads the other day in a sushi restaurant and we couldn't stop giggling.

Thankfully I have not heard anything from Counting Crows this decade.  But holy shit, do I ever hate that band.
Unless that Joni Mitchel cover was from this decade.  I've had the misfortune of hearing that in a store or someplace like that.