Honestly, I think my comment was rather benign and innocuous. Also, have you never seen "Venus?"

and wine for three… (sniffs)

Certainly not complaining, but it appears the producers of this show are upping the sexy quotient over past seasons. Melissa George, young Grace, and Will's young thing…. It does this old man's heart some good.

Its about time someone took down white people a peg or two for loving "The Wire." Its true, we're so lame!

We should learn on some level to embrace our stereotypes. To wit, I'm a master thespian, an unrepentant alcoholic, and I just happen to be Irish. Make of that what you will.

My wife, she died! Highhhhhh five!

At what? Rebounding?

Maybe this makes me a monster, but I'd watch a show where Ramsay calls children "donkeys" and flings their food into the bin.

If Mark Wahlberg had been around in ancient Rome, he would've prevented Caesar from getting killed.

Austrian! G'day, mate! Let's put another shrimp on the BARBIE!

The people that compare Kimmel to Hitler have a bunch of egg on their face. Everybody knows Kimmel is Eye-talian, not German!

Mel Torme? Its Mel Torme, isn't it?

Bea Arthur?! You really are a monster.

Or really anybody who'll listen…

They're not saying "Loouuuuu," they're booing.

I am from the future, and I have foreseen the elements of this film… * I see Tom plays a character named Jack, or Frank; he wears a NY Yankee hat throughout, and he will grin like a maniacal idiot.*

"72-hour fuckfest." I'd, uh, watch that.

I agree. You're the customer, they should show some respect!

"The Shining" gets me every time. Just the mounting sense of dread as the look in Jack's eyes get increasingly maniacal and unhinged.

I can see it now- "Blood Meridian," but in space! Its about time "Star Wars" incorporated some brutal violence and Indian killing!